C-130 rolling down the strip...
Airborne Rangers take a little trip...
Stand up, Hook up, shuffle to the door...
Jump right out on the count of 4
(1 thousand...2 thousand...3 thousand...4!!!!)
If my chute doesn't open wide..
I got the reserve right by my side...
If that one doesn't open wide...
Then I'm in for a jolly good ride...
If I land in the Russian war...
Send me back with a Russian whore
If I land in the Vietnam war...
Send me back to Singapore...
If I land in Sentosa...
Send me back by cable car..
AIRBORNE RANGERS!!!